just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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