Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I think people are normalizing furries
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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