I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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