But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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