If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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