Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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