So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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