I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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