On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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