i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
