If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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