I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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