pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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