Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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