I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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