Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.