and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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