he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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