OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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