Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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