I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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