Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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