Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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