Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I have fence marks all over my body
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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