I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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