The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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