Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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