So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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