i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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