I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my being single is dangerous.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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