To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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