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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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