when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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