it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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