belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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