You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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