I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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