they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Everything about him screamed your future.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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