Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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