Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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