i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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