It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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