Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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