I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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