Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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