Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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