After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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