Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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