Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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