Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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