So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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