Swine flu. Run for my life!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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